Hollywood Adjacent Bans Scientology From Editing Its Pages

LOS ANGELES—

Following the lead of Internet misinformation giant Wikipedia,

which Friday blocked all input from recognized Church of Scientology IP addresses, celebrity blog HOLLYWOOD-ADJACENT has needlessly followed suit by blocking all 10 million members of the religious organization from making edits on articles that appear in its

pages.

In a needless response to the announcement, members of the church, founded by the late science fiction writer L. Ron Hubbard, even famous ones like Tom Cruise and Giovanni Ribisi, have vowed to lead a boycott against the new blog. Several in particular have voiced their extreme displeasure with the decision by the staff of HOLLYWOOD-ADJACENT – the only celebrity blog created for no other reason than the telling of obvious false, disclaimer-filled, somewhat fictitious stories about ridiculously well-known people.

Nevertheless, in a statement issued by a public watchdog group calling itself STars all UP In your Dumb face™, celebrity spokesperson – and former secret Scientologist – Brandy Norwood said,

“The only reason HOLLYWOOD-ADJACENT exists is to spread obviously false, disclaimer-filled, fictitious stories aboutridiculously well-known people. I, as one of those people, choose to boycott HOLLYWOOD-ADJACENT, and bring as much unnecessary attention to what it says, as possible. We believe the best thing we as cultists can do, is to bring this blog to the attention of the entire world as quickly as we can. As former public figures no longer on the celebrity radar we understand that by telling everyone in the entire world about HOLLYWOOD-ADJACENT, we see that the only way to expose the site for what it is, is to make it as hugely popular as need be, right now!”

When asked to give justification for its actions in suppressing the free access of the Church of Scientology from editing its pages, an un-named source within Wikipedia referred HOLLYWOOD-ADJACENT to a Fox News story, which pointed out that in the past, Wikipedia has also blocked a corporation (Overstock.com) and an entire sovereign nation (Qatar) from editing its pages as well.

Interview requests made by HOLLYWOOD-ADJACENT to Scientology critics Matt Stone and Trey Parker (see Scientology security photo--at right) have so far been unsuccessful.

All sources quoted in the story were paid.

None of the sources who were paid for their quotes told the truth.